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Wwoofers

January 28, 2022 By Maggi Barnard

The old house was fit only to be bulldozed. Foundations had rotted and were mostly absent, bees were busy producing honey in the back wall, three sheep had sheltered in the bathroom, shutting the door behind them and, over time, rotting into the floorboards, and rats had made their homes in the roof. Along with about 6cm of fine red dust throughout the roof cavity, were a huge amount of rat droppings and hundreds of apricot seeds. In our wisdom, we thought it was a challenge and arranged to have it moved onto our two-and-a-half-acre stubble field. Of course, we were 25 years younger then and nothing seemed impossible.

With not a tree on the block, and having made a space to sleep, we set about alleviating the problem of having no shade by digging holes and planting trees. We bought 200 tube stock and set about making future shade with five-inch-tall plants. Together with renovating the house to a liveable state, caring for our tiny trees through a typical 40 plus degree summer was an awesome task. We got a lot of exercise carrying buckets of water from our single yard tap to our 200 trees.

A very wet winter in 1998 ensured a wonderful, knee-high crop of every kind of weed by March 1999 and then Ian hurt his back whilst lifting a set of harrows. With a ruptured disc in his lower spine, he was out of action for a long time. After a couple of fraught years with little let-up from the pain, we joined a program called Wwoof – Willing Workers On Organic Farms.

Our first Wwoofer was a lovely Japanese girl named Akari. It was her first trip to Australia and her second farm stay. She quickly became part of the family and our extended family loved her, especially our little granddaughter, Georgie. We spent our mornings working in the yard – mulching, fertilizing, weeding, and planting, and our afternoons were taken up with things like driving or walking in the forest, searching for wildlife, English lessons at the dining table, watching the local harvest happen, or trips to town.

After two weeks it was time for Akari to return to Japan. Early that morning, I took her for a last ride in the forest, in the hope of seeing more of the kangaroos or wallabies which had so entranced her during her stay. We left home to meet the 7am bus and she cried all the way to town. We hugged each other at the bus station and as the bus pulled away, she waved and smiled through her tears.

By Margaret Irwin

Elf Journal Entry – By Debbie Gould

December 17, 2021 By Maggi Barnard

Date: 16th December

What a day! All I can say is the pressure was on. Major panic in the production line. Blue ducks! Seriously? I did tell Santa that Mac was colourblind. I had to do a back shift to sort it out. Santa said he trusted me to fix the problem, but I think he thought flattery alone would work for me. First thing tomorrow I’m going in to change my time sheet to include overtime rates.

My specialty is attaching wheels to toy cars, trains, skateboards etc. I admit it’s not rocket science, however it does require some thought. While I repainted the ducks to the appropriate sunny yellow Santa let Mac work at my station. Mac upended the tray of wheels all over the floor. Susie was walking past carrying a stack of boxes, trod on the wheels and let’s just say now she has a pair of crutches and is on worker’s comp. Mac apologised profusely and quickly gathered up the wheels and returned them to the tray. Unfortunately, most were in the wrong slots. When I finally got back to my station there were cars with skateboard wheels and bikes with car wheels. I just couldn’t believe it. Mac sat there looking at me grinning proudly.

“Everything has wheels,” he said to me. I was speechless.

Mac’s real name is Macaroni which certainly fits. He’s a bit of noodle. Lots of shape on the outside but hollow on the inside. I will have to sort out the wheels tomorrow. Another long day. I appealed to Santa quite forcefully that perhaps a great job for Mac would be using the hose out the front to water the snow. Santa didn’t look impressed.

Tomorrow I will need to do another back shift to catch up. I’m feeling very unimpressed and somewhat angry at the time of writing this despite Santa’s orders that all elves must be filled with Christmas spirit. I am exhausted and tired of cleaning up after Mac. I’m not happy at all but I can’t do anything about it because Mac is Santa’s nephew. Santa was very definite about Mac working on the toys with me.

“Listen Cheese,” he said, “I think you’ll be a winning combination.” I looked at Santa unconvinced.

“Mac and Cheese?” I replied doubtfully, “I can’t see that working out.”

A Christmas Tale – By Heather Veal

December 17, 2021 By Maggi Barnard

One Christmas Eve not long ago

I was lying on the rug,

Eating Christmas fare, and feeling rather smug.

The sound of hooves upon the roof woke me from my reverie

“Whoa” came a cry. “Ho, Ho, Ho!”

Do you know what I did see?

Santa coming through the door,

And this he said to me.

This travelling can be tiresome –

Even Santa needs a break.

He stopped, and helped himself

To a slice of Christmas cake.

Put nosebags on the reindeer,

“It’s getting warm out here”

Santa loosened up his collar,

And reached for a beer.

“Before I leave,” said Santa, “I have parcels for your tree.

(That he had gifts for us had not occurred to me.)

He searched the sleigh. “Here they are!

I know you’ll use them carefully.”

When you see that box stamped Friendship

Beneath your Christmas tree

Count yourself as fortunate and blessed – believe you me.

It’s a gift that brings compassion – and responsibility.

It’s a gift not given lightly, when unwrapped it gives such pleasure.

It’s the same in every country –

A truly national treasure.

Pressed down and brimming over, always given in full measure.

Laughter – a tin of polish for dark and gloomy days

Take care you choose the proper one, wrapped in the correct way.

Make sure how you unwrap it – you do well to be suspicious

Laughter must be happy – it must never be malicious.

For cancer, and the refugees, I have boxes of support.

Small, but constant. They are all so heartened by the knowledge of this thought.

For all the disadvantaged (here Santa shed a tear)

We need more understanding, it’s in short supply this year.

Many gifts to many countries I deliver this Christmas night.

A reindeer whinnied. “Goodness!” said Santa.” I really must take flight!”

He cocked an eye. “This beer is not bad.

Can I take some? Is that alright?”

“Here’s a bottle of Christmas Spirit. All you need is a shot glass.

The glow you will receive from it just cannot be surpassed.

Gather families, gather friends, out in your Australian sun

And share it out amongst you.

MERRY CHRISTMAS, EVERYONE!

By Heather Veal

 

Christmas – By Margaret Irwin

December 17, 2021 By Maggi Barnard

Irwin I think it was in 1983. It was on the news. A family reunion in the bush on the banks of a creek in southeast Queensland. A small boy, two and one-half years old, had gone missing. The distraught family had searched to no avail and called for reinforcements. The closest town had turned out in force and every available person was out searching the virgin forest. Days went by with no sign of the toddler.

At that time the Nepean Belle was being built on a property adjacent to the Nepean River and our 16-year-old son, Rodney, was employed there. As there was no bus service to the property, I drove him to and from work each day. I dropped him off and as I drove out of the yard, the 8:30am news came on: “As this is the fourth day with no sign of the child, and the searchers are all exhausted, if he isn’t found today, the search will be abandoned.”

Tears streamed down my face as I pictured this child, alone in the forest, nothing to eat, nothing to drink, no change of clothes, alone through the night and with no parents. I had made a habit of giving thanks in all circumstances, so that’s what I did all the way home, for the distraught parents, for the guilt and heartache they would have been feeling, for the exhausted searchers, for the bereft little boy who could not find his way out, for everything I could think of. I gave thanks to God and Father of Jesus, who sent His Son to pay our way and lead us home.

It was coming up to 10am and I was once more in the car, this time to do the shopping when the 10am news came on: “The little boy who was lost in southeast Queensland, walked out of the forest, onto a farm, and made himself known to the farmer… Just after 8.30am this morning.”

Again, I cried all the way home, this time with a heart overflowing with joy and thankfulness. I can’t remember what time of the year it was, but for me, it was Christmas.

By Margaret Irwin

Millenia Wandering

November 26, 2021 By Maggi Barnard

What chance our molecules collide?
Millenia wandering,
Did they suddenly find purpose?
Or have they always sought this circumstance?
Millions of days have brought them to this day,
And in another million, million moments
They will still exist,
Meandering randomly or propelled
No longer your or I,
They may travel far from here,
And perhaps repeat
The kind energy of our collision.

By Jim Cassidy

 

Melodies of Woven

November 26, 2021 By Maggi Barnard

I hear the songs of woven light
I see the warp and weft alight
The wax and wane of moon at night
The molten sun a golden kite
The telescope in silhouette
Canola gold, green fields of wheat
Across the valley tractors roar
As magpies warble, brown hawks soar
Along the day, into the night
Flow memories of woven light.

By Jim Cassidy

The poem ‘Melodies of Woven Light’ was used by Jason Murchie to enter a song for the Parkes Radio Telescope 60th Anniversary Competition. Jason won the music prize in the competition. The song features the sound of two pulsars, and the music’s percussion and melodies were written in response to the interesting sounds pulsars can generate.

Readers can submit creative writing of up to 500 words to editor@parkesphoenix.com.au for publication in The Write Stuff column.

Possum Pandemonium

November 12, 2021 By Maggi Barnard

It’s spring, and mating time. We will often hear the thunder and squeal of a possum fight on the shed. The loser would retreat swiftly – we would hear him gallop over the tin roof. A loud screech, descending into a low growl, would signal a victory.

We got used to hearing these tournaments, so we didn’t worry when we heard running feet on our roof. I thought “that’s not a rat” and went back to the movie we were watching on TV.

Pandemonium!

The air-conditioning vent opened and revealed two pop eyes, and a quivering ball of fur. A young possum hung there, wondering, like us, what the devil had happened.

Rex jumped up, grabbing a protective cushion, and batted him down to the floor. “Don’t try to catch him! He’ll try to claw you,” I yelled. Even an experienced handler uses big leather gloves because of those claws.

The possum began a mad dash around the lounge room, keeping to the wall. Be-hind chairs, fire screen, under the lounge and then he headed for the china cabinet.

The mirror-back must have made him think “Ah, another possum!”. He tore to-ward it and wham! Came up with a bang (thank heavens for toughened glass!). Nowhere to go now but through the double doors and into the dining room. Another mad dash around the room. Two window walls made reflections, which stopped him again. A wedding, a graduation and two lots of parents fell to the floor as he ran along the sill (thank heavens they were only photos!).

Back into the kitchen. Up on the sink. No escape through this window, so he jumped on to the bench, knocking over a ceramic utensil holder, which smashed to the floor in a shower of spoons, ladles, whisks and more. (I had been trying to get rid of that holder for ages – at least that was something good!)

I was frantically drumming my hands on the servery bench to keep him away from me. I may not be a tree, but he could shim-my up me and tiger-stripe my face in seconds with those claws.

Back out to the dining room. Like a rat up a drain pipe. He tried to climb a corner but stopped halfway. Rex picked up a shoe and threw a perfect direct hit. No Ashes cricketer could have done better. Stunned, the possum shook his ears, spotted the open front door, and shot out into the darkness.

I looked up and saw my precious Japanese lady gazing serenely at me, as if to say “It’s OK”. She has stood on the side-board for over 40 years. I gave a sigh of relief as I realised she had not been broken.
Our cat sat outside, watching through the glass with yellow-green eyes. Perfectly still, I swear he was smiling.

By Heather Veal

(Readers are welcome to send creative writing of 500 words or less for publication in The Write Stuff column to editor@parkesphoenix.com.au)

Memories From Margaret

October 8, 2021 By Maggi Barnard

Her eyes lit up when she saw him, and his heart skipped a beat. She was beautiful with her cloud of dark curly hair and her laughing red lips. She ran into his arms and he hugged her, lifting her from the ground and swinging her around, ignorant of the passing crowd. He’d written her a poem and “The Bulletin” had published it, declaring his love to the world.

It was January 1942 and he’d proposed to her on the bridge which spanned the railway line at Stanmore. Then he was posted to Darwin with the 14th Ack Ack to help defend Australia’s ‘front door’ against invasion.

She wrote regularly, sending him her copies of the ‘Women’s Weekly’ and he waited anxiously for every delivery. At the post office, parcel in hand, he chatted to the postmaster and it was then he heard the approaching storm. Several people ran in from the street crying out in terror that the planes were shooting at them. He hurried outside intending to return to his base.

There were planes overhead, guns firing at the houses and people, and bombs were exploding all over the place. As he reached the street, a bomb fell on the post office, destroying the building and killing all the ten people who had sought refuge in the bunker. The blast punched the wind out of him and hurled him across the street, sending agonising pain through his back, as it slammed him to the ground.

Having never been under fire, he and his contemporaries were ill prepared when the Japanese attacked. The same force which hit Pearl Harbour just two months before, had decimated the small coastal town of Darwin.

They were married that same year on 19th September whilst he was on leave and she became pregnant immediately. His immediate feeling was one of euphoria and it gave him a sense of belonging which he’d not experienced before.

By Margaret Irwin

Memories From Margaret

September 24, 2021 By Maggi Barnard

During the early 1950’s, life with Nanna and Pop at Narrabeen was wonderful. My cousin, Johnny, and I were as free as birds so long as we were home for tea.

Wearing our swimming costumes, we ran the beach from Narrabeen to Collaroy and back again, going in for a swim when we were hot and getting sunburnt in the process A rock face near Johnny’s home was a great place to test our climbing skills and we made like mountain goats, often coming home with an armful of freesias for Nana.

How we climbed down with the freesias whilst needing both hands for the difficult descent, I can’t remember, but I know it was a daily event during the holidays. At 15 I went back for a visit and decided to climb the cliff, but it was suddenly a lot scarier than I remembered!

Johnny’s father, Uncle Harold, was running the Putsey Carrier business and a man gave him a horse and bridle in payment of a debt. We had a wonderful time with Skipper, even without a saddle, and I got to ride him all over North Narrabeen.

Johnny and his mates quickly decided that it was easier to ride on bikes rather than bareback on the horse, so he was mine to ride. We were 11 years old, and I very quickly learned to hang on with my legs and feet. He pigrooted when he’d had too many oats, but he never managed to throw me off. We lined him up at the fence so I could climb on.

Flying across the country on Skipper gave me an exhilarating sense of freedom that I’d never experienced, and I was a bit put out when Uncle Harold found a buyer for him.

Narrabeen Lake was opposite Nana’s house, and this also was our playground. On a low tide, we could walk right across it. It was a great time to be alive, as nobody worried about us and there were few restrictions. It was quite safe to roam around the countryside and beaches and we, in turn, obeyed what rules there were and caused no problems. We always had something to do and never felt the need to look for mischief. It was a wonderful time to be alive as we had a great deal more freedom than the children of today.

By Margaret Irwin

Sherly And Watto And The Case Of The Great Infestation

September 10, 2021 By Maggi Barnard

We’re enjoying a billy, Sherly and me

By the side of the dam under a kurrajong tree.

Cockatoos screeching and dropping down bits

As they flap and they feed in the eucalypts.

Sherly points at a movement nearby

A train of echidnas trundle merrily by.

Then a shriek jolts us both to our feet

Over the noise of the cockatoos’ feast.

As we race to Matt’s house on the edge of town,

Sherly pulls his stockman’s hat down.

‘Ah! Sherly! Watto! There you are!

I was making some jam, but ran out of jars.

Ducked out to get some, came back to this mess-

Jam on the floor and the house full of pests.

What’ll I do?’ he cried in despair

“The missus home soon and ants everywhere!”

We follow him in to check out the digs

It looks like it’s been lived in by pigs.

Saucepans, utensils all over the floor

Ants on the table and benches and more.

I reach up to a cupboard over the hob

But as I shut it my hand sticks to the knob.

I take a cloth and wipe it all clear

“Didn’t think you had sheep; why are these bottle teats here?”

Before he responds, Sherly gives up a shout

“That’s it, Watto! I’ve figured it out!”

He’s standing in the hallway towards the back

With a draught blowing through that near knocks off his hat.

“Tell me, Matt, you ever bottle-fed a roo?

Yes? Then, you know what happened, don’t you?”

Matt and I exchange a bewildered gaze.

Sherly sighs and elucidates.

“Looks like you’ve been doing some washing in here;

Opened the door to let it all air?

Your joey- now grown up a little bit,

Saw the laundry door open and thought

he’d visit.

Jumped up on the bench where his old bottles were,

But on the way he bumped your preserve.

Must’ve given him a fright, he jumped all around-

Eh Watto? that’s the sticky prints you found-

Crashed into some things along the way,

Leaving your kitchen in this disarray.

Then out the back the way he came.

It’s simple, he shrugs as he explains.

“Well, Sherl, that’s great, but- one more thing!

I need the ants gone ‘fore the missus gets in!”

‘Ah, now you just leave it to us.’

And with a tip of his stockman’s, he dashed out the house.

I followed him down to where we’d began

“Sherly, what are we doing back here by the dam?”

But he doesn’t answer, just searches around

Past the cockies throwing gumnuts onto the ground.

‘Til, finally, he reaches a spot in the grass

“Ah, here they are, Watto! Found ‘em at last.”

The echidna train is still lumbering on

With careful steps, we guide them along.

‘Til they reach the teeming ant-filled house

Wind round the legs of the anxious spouse.

We watch for a while, as they snuffle inside

“There you go, mate.” Sherly puffs up with pride.

I turn to face him, and punch his arm

“Look at that teamwork. Worked like a charm.

Maybe we could make something of this sleuthing thing

“Consultant detectives- give us a ring.”

A silver car starts to come up the road

We suddenly decide it’s time to go.

We race to the dam as it turns in the gate.

“’Nother cuppa, Sherly?” “Love one, mate.”

 

By Jay and Wendy Richards

 

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